Real Song Title - Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Real Song Title - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life
Real Song Title - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Real Song Title - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Real Song Title - Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
Real Song Title - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Real Song Title - Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
Real Song Title - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
Real Song Title - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Real Song Title - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
Real Song Title - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Real Song Title - I Wanna Whip Your Cow
Real Song Title - I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
Real Song Title - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
Real Song Title - I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
Real Song Title - I'm Just A Bug On the Windshield Of Life
Real Song Title - I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
Real Song Title - I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
Real Song Title - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
Real Song Title - If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
Real Song Title - If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
Real Song Title - If The Phone Don't Ring Baby, You'll Know It's Me
Real Song Title - If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
Real Song Title - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Real Song Title - Mamma Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Real Song Title - My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
Real Song Title - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
Real Song Title - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Real Song Title - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
Real Song Title - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
Real Song Title - You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
Real Song Title - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Real Song Title - She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Real Song Title - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
Real Song Title - She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
Real Song Title - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
Real Song Title - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Real Song Title - She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Real Song Title - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Real Song Title - Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through you
Real Song Title - Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Real Song Title - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me